epiclolgamer

I'm 27 years old, but I can't convince my dumb bithc mom to buy me a cool computer. Whenever she comes down to the basement to tell me "Oh (my name) you need to get a job, I can't keep providing for you! You're 27 you can handle yourself!." And I respond with "shut up you ugkly *****!!!!!!" it makes me so mad. She doesn't understand that I have a phobia of getting a job and that's why I got fired from Wendy's...... I keep telling hwr that if she buys me a really cool gaming pc to replace my boring laptop that she boight for me for college (LOL AS IF, COLLEGE IS FOR LOSER NERDS!!!) I can get big on twitch in like 2 weeks (I'm basically pro level at League of Legends) and can then drive off in a Lamborghini but that stupid ugly ***** doens't get it... How can I convince her to buy me a PC (a good like $2000 one with the cool light up fan not one of the boring cringe ones.)