Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe.

Started off life as being a small but handsome child, gifted, but not pretentious. prep. school, Eton, Cambridge, Capt. in the Blues and Royals (ret) Foreign Office and then the City. I take my position in the aristocracy seriously, we have a duty to the lesser peoples, they must be guided and shown the right way to behave. Founder member of Miss Fifi Latours Pleasure Palace, giver of parties and host for the annual Hunt Ball. Justice of the Peace and a member of the local magistrates bench. Governor of the local 6th form girl school and part owner with Absolute Rotter of the 'Bit Dicey' model and escort agency