chickenjoe

you are unaware/oblivious to the fact that they just yawned, will you yawn as well?

or do you have to consciously see or hear the yawn for it to be 'contagious'

passed you while you are riding on a public road, or followed patiently behind 50 feet or so...?

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They Faxed.

They E-mailed.

They E-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

Th ey did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld!!!!

Jesus just sighed...........

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching

frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! Ho w come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They Faxed.

They E-mailed.

They E-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

Th ey did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld!!!!

Jesus just sighed...........

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching

frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! Ho w come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

the check engine light comes on while i am driving but only after a good 45 minute drive, does anyone know what may cause this?

writing a research paper

no specifics please

a yes or no will suffice

thanks in advance

Does anybody know anything about this company?...or if it even exists?

I received a job offer from them through careerbuilder.com

I changed the air filter in my 1989 honda prelude, reconnected everything the way it was, but now these three things won't work. I tried checking the fuses but they all seem alright...

my girlfriend and i have been dating for almost 9 months now. i'm studying engineering at a college 5 hours away from her...after looking over the coursework and speaking with upperclassmen, i've found out just how busy i will be for the next 3 and a half years...

now i love her, i really do & it would be extremely difficult on me and her both if we broke up but i feel like i won't have enough time to devote to her if we stay together...i don't think it would be fair to her...

advice?