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As Te Rex I was created on day SIX of the Creation week a couple of hours before Adam & Eve. Boy, were they huge, like over 3 metres tall, and I was only a few decimetres high, but watch me grow, as in a few years I was taller than them. I was a vegetarian and had no desire to be a flesh eater, but then the serpent came along and put paid to all that. Even I did not realise that serpent was old Lucifer in drag, and is now know as Satan. Anyway he introduced DEATH to Eden, the humans lost their God given radiance of light, and had to wear skins. That involved killing some animals, which were left dead on the ground - I found them and they tasted good - so I became a meat eater. Because the word 'dinosaur' had not been invented, I and my fellow dinos were referred to as "Dragons" . . . I am a sexy beast -