Adam

i sacrifice 1 month of my life for 1 second of the universes existence my sacrifice extends the universes existence by 1 month and everything in it by 1 month except for me its a sacrifice (me and the universe talked it out already i'm not jacking his second)

i sacrifice 1 month of my life for 1 second of the universes existence my sacrifice extends the universes existence by 1 month and everything in it by 1 month except for me its a sacrifice (me and the universe talked it out already i'm not jacking his second)

in the afterlife my dad has an endless supply of cold grape koolaid (already mixed with water and just the right amount of sugar), an endless pack of menthol cigarettes i smoke this so give him those, an endless sixpack of coors lite beer, and endless supply of those little pizzas the good ones the single person round ones, an endless supply of the tacos my highschool gave us, an enless lighter. he can summon them at will and share with anyone he wants a small house with electricity and a tv that gets all the football games and satalite tv , the house should have a porch with a nice yard, and an endless block of sharp cheddar cheese, an endless plate of red beans and rice like my grandma made them, an endless plate of my grandma's biscuits and gravy.          THX BIG YELLOW FOR THIS FAVOR I TAKE ALL YOUR CURSES UPON MYSELF 15 MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE AND THEY ARE TO BE PLACED INTO MY UNIVERSAL DECURSER AND THE UNIVERSAL DECURSER IS TO BE ACTIVATED IMMEDIATLY AS THE CURSES ARE PUT IN (MAKE SURE TO PUT THEM INTO THE DECURSE LOCATION

yahoo answers your mom i remember well her tongue strawberry lemonade her lips fresh blueberries she was a pulsating velveteen vacuum whose skin radiated a beauty that would enchant lucifer himself she smelled of fresh lavender she ghosted me but the memories i will have until death claims me as his own.

-i boned ur mom i'm ur daddy

dip chicken tendies

hes telling a speech right. and in the middle out of nowhere he says a bastard child will never walk in heaven. there was a little kid running around during his speech.

it requires zero gravity or very low gravity like in space i don't know how we would get the energy back to earth but anyway. u get 2 energy cells and a turbine in zero gravity and use the energy cells to spin the turbine the turbine should produce enough energy to recharge the energy cell and produce plenty of extra energy. at 50% charge it swaps cells and the cell recharges and they bounce back and forth like that,

he gets sucked into a portal by a demon or something and gets ported back to ancient babylon. ok thats the premise the meat and potatos is u take the phasing from final fantasy 15 kinda like that make it more action oriented and give him enemies to fight in 2 dimensions at the same time shadow and mortal he uses his ninjitsu to phase between the realms fighting battles in 2 dimensions at the same time. the open cutscene would be something like this hes fighting a guy and the guy swings the sword at him he phases while dashing thru the sword and unphases impaling another guy rips the sword out and jams the sword backwards into the center of the guys spine and shadows erupt around his sword and he slices him in half upwards like butter i mean thats an idea but that would be sweet

heres what u do u pour gasoline over someone from the neck down and u chill some hydrocloric acid u then light the lower half of their body on fire and while they burn u waterboard them with hydrocloric acid

they inherited the whole earth and here we are with the fall of lucifer we're no longer stupid and we're all set up to make heaven on earth

and see what is formed in the water

in space (the vacuum) there is no gravity but when 2 things (comets in the case of this theory) that are large or not large, who knows, crash into each other at a huge velocity (like haleys comet moves at 2000 mph) a gravity anomaly is formed pulling in rocks and space dust and such and then as it forms into a ball the friction would cause a core which would form and atmosphere due to magnetic pressure and such and that is how planets. the theory can be easily checked just set a powerful telescope onto the asteroid belt where gravity is lax and when asteroids crash into each other see if it pulls smaller asteroids in towards them (this wont show a gravity anomaly that doesn't go away for long enough to form suns and planets but it will show that the impact does indeed create gravity)

in space (the vacuum) there is no gravity but when 2 things (comets in the case of this theory) that are large or not large, who knows, crash into each other at a huge velocity (like haleys comet moves at 2000 mph) a gravity anomaly is formed pulling in rocks and space dust and such and then as it forms into a ball the friction would cause a core which would form and atmosphere due to magnetic pressure and such and that is how planets are made in this thought comets crashing into each other. obviously after that water would accumulate from vavious sources asteroids and such and we have a nice new planet populated most likely by shards of a planet that is already gone (dormant bacteria or something) or maybe the water really can just make amino acids when fused with lightning who knows.