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There was this blonde........?
A man passes this building and finds a blonde hanging from the third floor window by her wrists.He stops and asks her wat she's doing."I'm fed up of this world,I've decideed to kill myself! The man was touched and he told her that if she wanted to die it would be better to put the rope round her neck.She replies," I already tried that and I couldnt breathe!"
8 Answers
- sprinting_turtleLv 51 decade ago
Ha! ha! ha! You got a star...though heard it before but never too often when it is good. Here is another good one (I replaced the body part with finger instead of penxx:)
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my index finger (well, any body part will do) inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my finger unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, and rolled up his sleeves (or dropped his trousers), placing his finger in the alligator's mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his finger unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde girl timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle so hard."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Love it! Thanks!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha that is funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHHAHA that's hilarious! thanks for sharing it! Here's a star. 10/10. please put some more jokes.
