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Here's a question for the Jokes and Riddles crowd?

There is a yogurt commercial out now, where a lady is talking on the phone to a friend, and her husband is looking in the fridge. She says "Yesterday I had an apple turnover"

When I hear this, the thing that comes to mind is

Really, I've seen a horse fly.

I know there are other puns that can work like this, (I mean the apple is not turning over and the horse isn't really flying) but I can't think of any at the moment. Any suggestions?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    oh i've seen that commericial. well about a home run?

    or a toilet bowl,

    fruit punch,

    bell hop,

    strawberry shake,

    banana split,

    flower shop,

    cat fish

    square dance

    salad dressing

  • 1 decade ago

    HUH??? Apple turnover is a dessert...she didnt mean the apple was turning over.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol i never though of an apple turn over like that till now

    now i cant get the image of an apple turning over out of my head

  • 1 decade ago

    What?! the point of the joke was she kept naming all of these desserts and her husband thought they were actual desserts, not yogurt

  • 1 decade ago

    Truth flies like an arrow.

    Fruit flies like a banana.

  • 1 decade ago

    Bedtime slick Willy !!!!!!!

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