Since God is an English man and Rugby is the official sport of Heaven, why did he create all the other races?

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Since, Charlton Heston is God in the movies, and we were brought up in Sunday School to believe that God is an English gentleman and that we must play rugby in heaven. Where do all those Roman Catholics and other races go? and why did God bother to create them? Are they just servants and gardeners? This one is for all you religious bible pushers to answer, since they weren't answered in Sunday School.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon englands mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god
On englands pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was jerusalem builded here
Amongst these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built jerusalem
In englands green and pleasant land.


The other Races?
Well we need someone to beat at Rugger old Chap!!

Tip Top and Tally Ho!!

non hyphenated american · Answer

I think your premise is false since rugby is a sport where gay men pretend to be manly.  Therefore it would not be allowed in heaven.  Chuck Heston played Moses, George Burns played God in the movies.  

Therefore God will let all who believe on the name of Jesus enter the kingdom of heaven.  Also, I was kind of hoping that Baseball would be the official sport of heaven.

Anonymous · Answer

LOL!
OK, God's secret is out. Obviously, He created those other races to give the English some butts to kick playing rugby...
He'll keep them "on tap" for His Rugby buddies in Heaven for when they get tired of kicking the fire out of one another...

You won't hear about this in Sunday School. You have to have graduated, and entered the "inner sanctum" to hear this sort of stuff.

~Your friendly neighborhood Religious Bible Pusher

steven b · Answer

Hmm if rugby is heavens sport that makes South Africa Gods people surely or New Zealanders

Honest Rob · Answer

I think you probably just sing in heaven. And maybe play shuffleboard. Women play bingo, I think.

I'm sure the NY Times would know the answer... ask them.

But since the Democrats think they just elected God, my best guess is that you'd play basketball.

Lukusmcain// · Answer

Heston never existed.  Germans are sitting on the English throne.  I prefer darts.

Daughter of King Jesus · Answer

God created humans not races of humans.  The races of the human race were created with the Tower of Babel.  Some people who belong to the Catholics will be saved, but some people who are Jews, as Adventist, as Methodist, as Islamic, as Orthodox as Pentecostal, as many religions will have some who are saved.  You see the God I server I can't say is or isn't of my race or even religion, but the God I serve came to save all who believe in Him and love Him.

bitsydmands thereturnof her toes · Answer

After this weekend, I suspect that God supports the Boks and keeps England around for light entertainment.

B x

Dawn W · Answer

He created the others for English ladies.

Sirensong sunshine · Answer

Um... I think you'll find Mr Heston is American.  And a bit of a crazy gun-worshipper at that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlton_heston

Oh, and god doesn't exist

I might also suggest that rugby players are slightly crazier than fundamentalists - running around in the freezing cold, rain & mud attempting to throw each other face-first into the mire, all in the name of fun.  Nutters, the lot of them

Since God is an English man and Rugby is the official sport of Heaven, why did he create all the other races?

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