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phoebe
Lv 6
phoebe asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 8 years ago

How do you know you're not in a horror movie?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Because my life is too scary to be a horror movie.

  • ?
    5 years ago

    Because when I run and trip it's because I fogot to tie my shoe, not because the writers needed an easy way to kill me off quickly.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Because I'm able to sit comfortably at my laptop and answer you right now.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Because as a blonde I would have already been murdered by now :P

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    because its too busy being a tragedy and a drama.

    I hate this

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    because i have yet to be chased down my street by a homicidal maniac in dress up.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I don't have a psychotic serial wearing a mask trying to kill me.

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