How Did Cain get Children?

Cain either screwed his sister or his mom. The Bible doesn't say which.

Cain married some chick in land of nod and "knew" her.

This is where the Christian understanding of the bible completely breaks down.

Adam is Man. Eve is Woman.

No incest involved. However, Christians are too dumb to understand that

I'll elaborate on what I said earlier. Adam IS Man, not a man. Eve IS Woman, not a woman.

When Adam and Eve, Man and Woman were first created, they were created back to back and as one.

When Genesis was written down as part of the first 5 books of the Hebrew Bible during the Babylonian exile, it was taken from earlier Sumer/Akkadian creation texts. The Hebrew scribes used artistic licence, and changed a small part of the creation story. Eve was written as being subservient to Adam, but, then contradicted that concept by keeping most of the older texts: Land of Nod etc. which shows that there were other tribes of Adam (Mankind) throughout the lands.

Incest? What incest? The original Sumer/Akkadian creation story actually made some sense, but Judeo/Christianity has made look like a complete joke.

Cain got his children in the same way all fairy tale people get their children. Jack sells them magic beans. When the bean stalk gets tall enough they climb up to the land of giants, steal an egg from the golden goose and take it home. When the stork happens by on his monthly route, he sees the egg sits on it for about 9 minutes and it magically poofs into a baby.

The Bible is clear. The Bible states in very plain and simple language at Genesis 5:4, "...he (Adam) became father to sons and daughters." Notice the plural "sons" and "daughters." Since Adam lived for 930 years, he reasonably could have fathered many, many children. The Jewish, Islamic, and Christian religions hold that all people are descendants from them. According to Jewish tradition, Adam and Eve had 56 children, 33 sons and 23 daughters. This was possible, in part, because Adam lived to be 930 years old. His sons including Cain would have married their sisters, or nieces. This would sound repulsive to us today, but consider the circumstances back then. With a population growing to the thousands, marriages within the immediate family were not necessary any more. Further, the genetic problems associated with marriages within a family would take some time to develop. It was not until much later that God prohibited this type of marriage. It was only later that God made the restriction not to marry one's own sister or brother in Leviticus 18:6.

Kind of insulting to the deer, doncha think?

Anyway, as far as I'm aware, Adam and Eve supposedly had at least seven children, and Adam lived to be 930 years old. To populate the earth, each son would have had to marry one of his sisters.

It doesn't make sense, and that's one of the reasons why..

from his wife

Gen 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

Cain’s Wife—Who Was She?

by Ken Ham onSeptember 13, 2007

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/who-w...

I feel that you will almost die in 3 years. You will be walking down the street and fall to the ground. Doctors will call it "phlebitis" of your left leg. You might die, I can't say.

Bang a gong, get it on.

Bigfoot.

He pretended to be a priest.