If you had a baby deer, what would you name him or her?

We did for a while. Named her Pepper. We let her go after a few days.

Bamby

You know deer do NOT make good pets, like ever, right? They get big. Male deer get VERY territorial and aggressive (worse than pitbulls), and they grow antlers, every year. Oh, and if you actually took one from the mother and are keeping it? The human scent on a young one will mark it as an outcast, the mother won't take it back. So there's that--you just made a lifelong orphan.

Having said that?

"Friendly" is as good a name as any, and a reminder of how much wishful thinking goes into something like this.

Princess Madam McDraconequusa-Melissianakus Albertson Junior IV

Prince Bowersox The Third

Bambier

Winnie

Venison

Jerky

I saw on the news about a shooting range that has one as a pet.

They call her "BAM- BI"

PS She walks between the shooters, and the targets. They shoot around her.

Damn.