What are some of the biggest lies ever told?

"Head on, apply directly to the forehead.

Head on, apply directly to the forehead.

Head on, apply directly to the forehead."

Instructions too complicated, set the house on fire.

Oh, and HeadOn was a big lie, it never worked.

That the Earth is flat and the WHOLE UNIVERSE revolves around it.

Christopher Columbus discovered America.

Native Americans were called Indians.

The rich think they shouldn't pay taxes.

The poor think the rich should pay for their taxes and mine.

Now one of my own- No dear, I was playing poker with my buddies.

Not out and out lies, distortiona and alterations

The check is in the mail.

I promise not to cum in your mouth.

I don't report people on Yahoo Answers.

addiction is a disease

fat is genetic

people who are against entering another country illegally are xenophobic

if you're against homosexuality, you're a homophobe

karma exists

that the job of religion is to clean up this life

that one political party is a bigger liar than another

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

work pays, you can trust you doctor, follow you heart

that Islam is a peaceful religion

its a terrorist organization

I am not a crook

god loves you