I accidentally reentered the atmosphere. Please tell me a way to survive. I am a pilot age 19, stationed on a battleship called the Tiramisu?

If you were capable of LEAVING the atmosphere, you would know that the LAST thing you would have time to do in an emergency is post questions on Yahoo.

you're stationed on a battleship named after a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert made of ladyfingers dipped in coffee, layered with a whipped mixture of eggs, sugar, and mascarpone cheese, flavoured with cocoa?

Mushroom technology is unpredictable. Grab the floor and laugh.

You never should look at your mother's boobies

No matter how big and round they are

You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna

It's guaranteed to leave a mental scar

You never should look at your daddy's penis

When he's walkin' down the hall on Sunday morn

An acorn in a nest of twigs

And underneath two fetal pigs

It'll make you wish you weren't even born

Go back to another planet. There is no intelligent life here.