What would be a good middle name for Dresser?

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We're expecting a daughter in January and we've decided on the name Dresser to honor her grandmother's maiden name. What would be a good middle name?

Dresser Matilda
Dresser Emily

Thanks

? · Accepted Answer

I think I would use Dresser as her middle name and a more traditional name as her first name.  She'll thank you for it.

? · Answer

How about "Drawer".

I'm only half kidding. If she wants to grow up and make a name for herself and have people remember her, Dresser Drawer would be a name no one would forget.
And people will only know her middle name IF she wants to tell them.

mike m · Answer

Nightstand.

Anonymous · Answer

She will change her name, and hate you and your grandmother.

Greg · Answer

Dress Stupid_Parents.  She WILL be teased daily with that name.

Anonymous · Answer

Drawers

Anonymous · Answer

That name is retarded and you're pathetic.

Anonymous · Answer

Dresser would more suitable for a middle name so it's  hidden.
Imagine your life with your first name being a piece of household furniture.

What would be a good middle name for Dresser?

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