When Conservatives fart it’s known to feel hot but when Libs fart it’s a coolant?

Question

I think it’s based on the water content mixed into the gas but I could be wrong

If one eats fruits and veggies with high water content and swallows some air, the gas will have what’s like the impact of water and fan and can actually cool the bottom

But eating babyback ribs and pork and fried chicken then it’s a spicy burning hot gas that doesn’t feel as nice?

Mountain!! · Accepted Answer

Running out of ideas for stereotypes?

Max Hoopla · Answer

Thank your for enlightening us about this important topic.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm crying know, are you happy?

? · Answer

And this is what you spend your time thinking about,,,

Anonymous · Answer

You sure know your farts. Are you a fart scientist?

Steve · Answer

Al Gore says that 99.9% of scientists agree.

Anonymous · Answer

IDK stop trolling lol.

When Conservatives fart it’s known to feel hot but when Libs fart it’s a coolant?

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