Should we get a discount on Greenland because it's not green?

If we're going to grow, I say it beats adding Mexico.

Shhhhh, Trump doesn't know that, he most likely thinks he can build golf courses and hotels there

It was certainly falsely advertised to the early settlers who sailed thousands of miles to get there.

In case you didn't know.

'Eric the red' founded the first settlement on Greenland. He only encouraged people to go because they were told of the green uninhabited land just awaiting new colonists. Once the people arrived, he made sure they had no means to travel back home, so the tricked populace had to make the best of it.

Besides that, Greenland still produces its own fair share of global warming emissions,

so no discount ....

Haven't you heard? When the Greenlanders found out that they'd end up having you as a fellow citizen, they rushed to convince the Danish government to back out of the deal. Sorry, bub.

Its false advertising!!!

Iceland looks greener and Greenland looks icier.

Amazing.

No I don't even understand