How much will it cost to get PIMP tattoooed on my knockles in blue bold italic underlined font? Will it hurt also?

Tattooed on my knuckles.

Some tattoo artists change by the letter, you'll need to shop around, but it won't cost much.

Maybe you can get disability payments after you get it done, because there will be a physical reason you can't get a job.

What's a knockle? ............

Quite considerably painful I expect as it's on your fingers. Sounds really trashy and cheap even though it'll be pretty expensive. Something to cherish for life and force you to wear gloves at job interviews....and explain to prospective wives.

YEAH it will hurt. The needle will be hitting bone with every stab. And what a disgusting thing to get on your hand. Forget ever getting a job doing anything but cleaning toilets..

Depends on where you are. It would be false advertising, but I don't think that's against the law.

Let me guess. UK?

You would need to go to a tattoo shop and ask, they charge different rates and it depends on the font and size.