What’s the best joke you know?

What do you call a cow with no legs? 

Ground Beef. 

*I swear to god ,  I laugh every time. * 

your life    

Friends get together give another old 80 year old friend a birthday party and hires a prostitute for a gag joke. She shows up at the party and asks, "Who wants supersex"? The birthday guy looks up from eating his cake and says, "I'll have the soup"!

Need more refrigerator space? Buy cow instead of beef (1), pig instead of pork (1), chick instead of chicken (2) - you created 4 spaces.

The Lord said onto John, ''come forth and you will receive eternal life''

But John came fifth and won a toaster!

What does Quasimodo use to keep his breath fresh?

Garg oil.

How do you worship toilet paper? You bowel down to it!

What's a midget's favorite kind of bread? short-bread!

Did you hear about the guy who grew up to be a midget? Everyone said he had too much shortening!

Did you hear about the schizophrenic midget? He was seeing a shrink!

What do you call hip hop music written by a Si-chiatrist? Shrink rap!

This is pretty good..

What does a zombie vegetarian eat??? 

GRAINNNNNNNS!!!! 

Donald Trump......