What did you get for christmas?

I went to get present naked mans penile machine from bestbuy? I WANTED THE COMBUSTION MECHANYSM i gadmned, punched the christmas tree, Satna pissing by the raod i run over, my father in a blender put his identificaton document yum? Naked mans dancing down the road my father put a funny gift? i open it punch me in the face? IN THE FACE what hte f? i go to best buy SANTA persons RUN