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Drevvul
Drevvul asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 months ago

please tell me a joke good sirs?

must you delay any longer?

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  • ?
    3 months ago
    Favourite answer

    Why did the greetings card company go out of business?

    It folded.

    Why did the trapdoor company go out of business?

    The Bottom fell out of the market.

    How do pigs get to hospital?

    In a Hambulance.

    Why did the sewer worker give up his job?

    He felt he was going though the motions....

  • Jackolantern
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    If talk is cheap, then why is my phone bill so high?

  • Weasel McWeasel
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Best joke of the Century.......

    "Computers and Mobile phones were invented to save us time!" HA!

  • polly
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Why did the manager at the cookie factory go home early?

    Because he was feeling crummy

  • Sean
    Lv 4
    3 months ago

    Okay a short but stupid one.

    I invented a new word.

    Plagiarism

    Good one BK ****I laughed out loud*****

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Jimmy and Johnny got caught cheating on their test at school.For question #12,Jimmy wrote.''I don't know the answer.''and for question #12,Johnny wrote,''Me,neither.''

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