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Lars
Lars asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 2 months ago

Politics, how can I become Enlightened like the Liberals on Y!@?

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  • ?
    2 months ago
    Favourite answer

    Watch CNN and bang your head on the wall every morning..

  • ?
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Have half your brain removed. Listen to CNN.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    If you are a woman, just give it up to the black man.

  • HarryButtsForever
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    Get a lobotomy.

    Suffer massive head trauma and resulting brain damage.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Learn to LOVE fire, smoke LOTS of 'legalized' recreational weed, and ignore the little voice in your head that tells you that abortion and gay sex are wrong.

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  • Not You
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Blunt force trauma should do.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Repeat after your Professor and remove yourself from any diversity of thought.

  • marsel_duchamp
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Being well informed is not being enlightened.  Maybe you should start by becoming informed.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    stay in school and don't watch Fox News.

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