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Should you spank a child for running past you while watering your garden with watering hose?
6 Answers
- Anonymous2 weeks ago
Miscarried = aborted = killed by contraceptives = kids who are now burning in hell because they're not baptized; Theotokos Virgin Mary gave prayer to "Schema-nun Antonia" on how to save these babies (who were aborted, or miscarried, or killed contraceptives) from hell; basically, the prayer asks John the Baptist to baptize them and greatmartyr Barbara to give them body and blood of Jesus; if you pray this prayer diligently every day, then aborted babies are released from hell.
On each painted nail there are forty demons; painted nails = aborted kids in this family; these kids need to be rescued from hell. Contraceptives = abortion; using contraceptives for one year = five aborted kids.
Miscarriages happen because of high heels (as weight pushes down and baby falls out); cesarean happens because of pants as hips are too tight (second generation cesarean will be infertile).
Unbaptized aborted/miscarried/unborn babies burn in hell until Final Judgement; if pregnant, keep the kid and deliver at home because kids are chipped using IVs and vaccines in hospitals. Dentists and doctors chip patients secretly. Ultrasound leads to mark of the beast; don't do ultrasound, please. Abortion leads to breast cancer; a demon is released from hell for each aborted kid.
Aborted kids burn in hell. Stop being selfish. Deliver the kid at home because doctors chip kids in hospitals (usually in the forehead). Ultrasound is evil (baby's DNA is scraped from foot and sent to the BEAST Computer) because it makes the baby demon possessed. Basically, avoid doctors. Deliver at home.
Source(s): Ask your parents to read this spiel; they'll understand. Wear comfortable clothes now so that hips widen enough during birth for baby to pass through. Women who wear pants tend to have Cesarean. High heels lead to miscarriage; miscarried babies burn in hell; so, don't wear high heels. Ask Orthodox Christian to baptize your kid. - ?Lv 61 month ago
No, that's not needed at all and they're not doing any harm by running in the backyard.
- heleneLv 71 month ago
You mean, for deliberately spraying your parent with water while pretending to work?
Only you would expect people to believe that running around with the hose on full blast was "watering the garden." You always have a thousand excuses for your own bad behavior.
- 1 month ago
Yes, make sure to use a belt too. I personally prefer a bat or a crowbar but whatever...
