Donald Trump drinks 12 cokes a day if he offered u a job to serve him Diet Cokes minimum wage but you get to travel the world would u do it?

i heard he sniffs coke every hour

You could not pay me to be near that man for an hour, leave alone every day.

if he does not drink diet coke he will have trouble

no because I have too many tending to my family and cannot leave them astray.

No because I am boycotting Coca Cola because they are anti white racists.

Helping him to be even less healthy sounds like fun. 

Will he be patting me on the *** with his small hands?

Would you be Joes caretaker for minimum wage?

Are you kidding!  He could offer a salary of $1 000 000 per hour and I still wouldn't work for the man.  On the other hand if Trump were living on Pluto  and I could remain here on Planet Earth and ship the stuff to him maybe I might reconsider. 

If he throws in some of his beloved Big Mac sandwiches i would consider it yes.