What metaphor would you use to describe Yahoo Answers?

The Yahoo Airplane  was limping along ,bumpy but serviceable. 

suddenly the plane was struck by a bolt of Purple lightning....and sent the plane into a free fall - The Pilots  bailed out, leaving NO ONE in the cockpit- 

Passengers keep complaining to the stewardesses,   none of whom have access to the cockpit. 

They're throwing peanuts around the craft, trying to appease any customers who get more unruly by the minute. 

Finally, not being able to take anymore......the stewardess jump out of the plane, without parachutes,   not bothering to wait for the inevitable- 

The plane is now in irreversible dive,  and Mount Everest is looming ahead.......

and trolls are still complaining about which movies are being shown- 

The impact.......based on fuel reserves left , will be on the 20th for sure. 

Useless opinions.

Beating the dead horse