My cat is wobbling and her pupils look funny. What’s wrong?

Take her to the vet - it could be an inner ear infection that would be easily treated with some cheap antibiotics or it could have been a stroke or she could have eaten something poisonous. NO matter no animal should have to live like that and the vet will give you the best course of action. 

I had an old dog with old age syndrome possibly (eyes moving rapidly side to side, could barely stand wouldn't eat). Turned out to be inner ear infection after about 24 hours on antibiotics he came around - but if not I was prepared to have him euthanized. 

she drunk. what'ya do to get yer cat high?