Yahoo Answers is shutting down on 4 May 2021 (Eastern Time) and the Yahoo Answers website is now in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMental Health · 6 days ago

Why are people acting so strange?

OK, so here is the story: am a 40 year old man. I just woke up this morning in th park. As usual, I then for a run naked through the downtown LA area, before arriving at the local arcade to try to force the manager have a joint with me in front of the kids in the ball pit. The manager said no, so I just stuffed it in his mouth anyway, and now he is talking into this black thing on his ear, asking it to send someone. I then left the manager's office, and saw all these parents taking their kids out of the arcade, looking at me. A few minutes later, I heard these cars come up, and then some people wearing black uniforms with badges came out, and told me to get in. I don't like being told what to do, so I bolted out the emergency door at the back, and ran to the nearest McDonald's Playplace and began to scale the side of the building. Again, the parents began to take their kids away while covering their eyes. I made it to the top of the building, and began shouting to the kids to watch me fly away from these pepole. I then jumped off, and somehow, I did not fly. Right before I gracefully landed, I looked down and noticed I was levitating. A few seconds later, I found myself going straight up into this disk shaped spaceship. So, basically, what I am trying to ask is, do you want me to have your baby?

2 Answers

Relevance
  • 6 days ago

    i would stop doing that, it might get you into trouble

  • 6 days ago

    I don't have time to read all this.  How can you have time to write it all.

Still have questions? Get answers by asking now.