Why are people acting so strange?

OK, so here is the story: am a 40 year old man. I just woke up this morning in th park. As usual, I then for a run naked through the downtown LA area, before arriving at the local arcade to try to force the manager have a joint with me in front of the kids in the ball pit. The manager said no, so I just stuffed it in his mouth anyway, and now he is talking into this black thing on his ear, asking it to send someone. I then left the manager's office, and saw all these parents taking their kids out of the arcade, looking at me. A few minutes later, I heard these cars come up, and then some people wearing black uniforms with badges came out, and told me to get in. I don't like being told what to do, so I bolted out the emergency door at the back, and ran to the nearest McDonald's Playplace and began to scale the side of the building. Again, the parents began to take their kids away while covering their eyes. I made it to the top of the building, and began shouting to the kids to watch me fly away from these pepole. I then jumped off, and somehow, I did not fly. Right before I gracefully landed, I looked down and noticed I was levitating. A few seconds later, I found myself going straight up into this disk shaped spaceship. So, basically, what I am trying to ask is, do you want me to have your baby?