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Find the birds names from the clues given:

1. Stealin'

2. Absorb

3. Yeast infection

4. Smokin'

5. Arthurian Wizzard

6. Bob down

7. Complain

8. Frolic

9. Sovereign angler

10. Fast

Names the sweets/chocolates found on sale in the UK:

1. Snide laughs

2. Barbie's assortment

3. Wise guys

4. Mothers local

5. Upmarket road

6. Almost between

7. Grape juice sticks

8. Theme for discussion

9. Twins fall

10. Edible fastners

What's pink and wrinkled and hang outs Grandads underwear?

As I was going to St Ives

I met a man with seven wives

And every wife had seven sacks

And every sack had seven cats

And every cat had seven kits

Kits, cats, sacks, wives

How many were going to St Ives?

A man is travelling to a place he's never been to before and doesn't have a map. He come's to a crossroads where he finds a signpost but it has fallen over.

He examines the sign and finds it has 4 place names, each one pointing either North South East or West and, to his joy, one of them is the name of his destination.

How will he know which road to take?

A woman gave birth to two girls in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year, but they were not twins, how come?

A man pushed his car. He stopped at a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt. Why?

A dog runs out infront of the car and causes a terrible accident.

The Father is killed outright and the son is rushed to hospital for immediate surgery.

When in the operating theatre, the surgeon enters, takes one look at the boy and exlaims "I can't operate on him, he's my son".

How come?

Six people take one of the eggs each.

How is it that one egg can still be left in the basket?