Fetus Eatus

my pupils are huge, i have deformed corneas and i've been told by the eye doctor that that is why but you basically can't see the color in my eyes anymore. like what? is it the caffeine

that shyt is dumb as hell bro like I wanna argue. i feel like you used to be able to cause I remember arguing with someone but maybe that was a fever dream. 

like i crack my knuckles a lot and sum was saying i'd get arthritis and I didn't believe them but bro now I'm starting to feel it. like my knuckles don't just hurt its hard to move them. 

the vet said i have to stop feeding it whipped cream which I understand. i thought maybe i should go on a diet with it because that's the nice thing to do and its really taken a liking to green tea. but will it become caffeinated? also is green tea bad for cats?

i ate a handful of salt and now I'm coughing up blood I mean REAL blood bro. it was at the bottom of the pretzel bag and I didn't realize it was just salt I thought id get a few pretzels in there but no, and now my intestines are coming out, it feels like.

A sphere is inscribed in a cube with a volume of 27 cubic inches. What is the volume of the sphere? Round your answer to the nearest whole number.

Today I miscarried on the streets. I picked up the fetus and threw it in a public trashcan? Is that a biohazard. and can they trace it back to me?

When I was little I used to think that I was the only real person. I decided who was real and who was a simulation before I knew what a simulation was. The last time I had one of these thoughts was over a year ago. Now, I've decided to plant colonies of ants in the homes of the people who I let be real, you know, as a final test. Am I weird?

Two days ago I saw a potato bug in my room. I took it out, but they keep coming! Now, there are about 25-30 potato bugs in there and I can't go in! What do I do?

There was this collection of dust in my room, no joke, it's been collecting for weeks. Today I came home and my mom had vacuumed it up. I can't stop feeling sad, what do I do?

I popped one of those watch batteries to see what would happen. Taste: 6/10, very nostalgic. Process: ?/10. What will happen

I wanted to see what would happen so I took extra of my guanfacine pills and things looked weird, this was a while ago. Everything looked like it was being electrocuted and then my vision kept looking hella funky. Why did this happen? 

It really wanted the lemon bar but the shelter I bought it from said that it has a sensitive stomach. Is it going to die? My siblings thought it was fine...

I recently read a question similar to mine. My mom pays my phone bill, can she see my activity? If so, how can I block it? I wrote a fan fiction about shrek and I don't want her to see it.

I've saved up about 500$. Is it safe to buy a used iPhone with that money? Also, is it true that I can get a 300$ discount for switching from Android to iPhone? What is my best option, buying used or buying new with a discount? I don't know how to buy phones. 

Whenever I run the Big Ideas Math program in Chrome, my computer crashes after about an hour. Is it because I run slader and mathway at the same time and it knows I'm cheating? This also happens sometimes with Google Docs. It doesn't happen with anything else. But my mouse freezes and then all of a sudden it says my connection is bad, but it's fine. Then everything stops working. Why?

Does my school EBT card cover monster energy? :) 

My landlords won't let me use grow lights for my house because they think I'm growing weed. Are there any good solar powered or battery powered grow lamps that exist?