this is probably going to sound gross....?

That sounds fine, you can try to make the bottle discrete or get a small tubawear made for like two ounces or a clean makeup jar (they sometimes have them in dollar stores for women who make their own make up, my sister bought them because she liked to get cheap blush or eyeshadow break it up and mix it in with Vaseline and have her own lip gloss that didn't dry out her lips and she combined colors to get what she wanted. I wouldn't recommend keeping a thing of anal lube in a makeup bag because some people will just always be rude. They also has little teething drops that are tiny little pellets that dissolve in their mouth for teething and also one for gas, I used them on my nephews fine at all ages, and I bought them at Walgreens convince store. When they are on solid food and teething I got baby washcloths and wraps a peach slice in them and let the baby chew and suck on it, they loved it, but it was how we found out one nephew was allergic to peaches so I used pear slices instead. And they loved their squishy teether rings in the freezer too but not all the way frozen just a little slushy icy like.

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If you are getting sweaty underneath the curve of the breast- the first thing you need to do is invest in a properly fitted bra that holds the girls off the chest. Most ladies wear the wrong size, or it's not adjusted snuggly enough in the straps to hold them up. The best place to start for fitting help is a proper lingerie shop, where they know how to fit and adjust right, and can show you how. And you should wear an all cotton bra, which will absorb sweat and wick it away from the skin. Make sure the skin is getting nice and dry after you shower or bathe as well. Towel dry is not always enough if you have very large breasts- sometimes a few minutes with the blow dryer set on low is what you need. Then, a light coat of either a deoderant or medicated body powder, or even just plain old cornstarch will help a lot. Nothing is going to stop the sweating, except air flow and uplift. You can try a quick swipe of regular antiperspirant, along the curve line- but that isn't really that good for the skin there, and you can end up with breakouts from it. For the body powder, try Gold Bond medicated. And go get a properly fitting bra that gets the girls into the right position, off the chest wall.

I have not heard of this product before, but a google search informs me that the ingredients are:

Anal Eaze : Glycerin, PEG 32, PEG 8, Aloe Vera, Menthylparaben, DMDM Hydantoin, Diazolindyl Urea, Flavor, Benzocaine.

Menthylparaben= antifungal

DMDM Hydantoin = preservative used in hair and skin products

Diazolindyl Urea = another preservative

Benzocaine = "local anesthetic commonly used as a topical pain reliever."

Orajels ingredients are:

FD&C Red No. 40 , Flavor , Glycerin , Polyethylene Glycol , Purified Water , Sodium Saccharin , Sorbic Acid , Sorbitol and Benzocaine 7.5%

So, same stuff basically, except I'd sooner put Orajel in my baby's mouth.

Also, why do you think your two month old is teething?

Orajel Ingredients

AH, man. Summer before last i had a problem like that... YUCK. Smelly smelly smelly. It sucks, and i'm sorry to hear it! Putting deodorant/antiperspirant helps a bit, at least for me. Also, avoid using pushup or padded bras (they push them together and make them sweatier) and wear looser shirts made from more natural materials (cotton is awesome). Also, when you wash your face at night, wipe the ladies down too, it helps a lot, especially if you just can't find the time to take a shower. I also wipe my face neck and chest with astringent after i'm done washing to keep the pores more closed. Otherwise, just air 'em out often. Good luck!!

What?! Why in the world would anyone do this? NO! I would absolutely NOT do that! It has nothing to do with the fact that this product is normally used for anal sex, simply that this product is made and designed for and *adult's butt* not a child's mouth! You don't know what's in it, how your child will react...the only way I would be okay with something like that is checking with the pediatrician, reading them the list of ingredients and getting the okay from them.

What's wrong with tried and true tylenol or motrin for teething?!?!?! Why anal ease? I'm sorry I just see zero logic in this at all. Teething is just a fact of life and numbing things like that only work for short periods of time, even Orajel isn't recommended by lots of pediatricians because it can numb the gag reflex and lead to choking, so why not just stick to tylenol or motrin?

Ok, so a bit off course but relevant nonetheless, and had me laughing rediculosly loud when leaving the adult store one night! So the awesome lady who helped me and really knew her stuff told me not to waste my time n money n to go to Walgreens for Oragel. It has 20% benzocaine, highest over the counter dose made. Anal-Ease has like 7.5%-10%. Not sure if this helps at all but I had to share my story when I read question, I couldn't help it!

I would not do that. I never even used orajel for my son. There are other ways to calm down a teething baby...I am not against numbing agents, but I just never wanted to put that on my sons gums.

And buying Anal Ease for your baby's mouth really sounds bad...lol sorry...lol

Check with your physician first before you buy anything for your baby...even baby tylenol(if he is only 2 months)

Actually in nighttime baby orajel it is 10% benzocaine. I just wanted to point that out.

That said, I don't think I would use it, but I bet it does work well.

Anal ease????! HAHAHAHAH oh my god this is what parents look like in 2016. That is hilarious. You sound like a genius! Hey for the people who have brains I have a question. I grabbed some benzocaine today at CVS for a moderate wisdom tooth pain. I was telling my girl friend that I got novacain. She argued that nothing over the counter is this strong. So QUESTION is: are novacain and benzocaine the same strength? Thank yiu