Can you solve this riddle ?

the turtle wasn't cooked properly and poisoned him, and he was in so much pain he decided he would kill himself to escape the pain.

A few years back, he and his life were in a plane accident. He survived the crash but his wife didn't. He was stranded on a remote island with a few other survivors of the crash. On the island they made soup and said that it was turtle soup as they handed it to the man.

After being rescued the man got on with his life. One day he went to a restuarant and ordered turtle soup. The soup tasted different to the soup from what he had on the island and realised that the soup on the island was made from his wife.

After realising that he ate his wife he comitted suicide.

he wanted to eat turtle soup but he didnt realize he was the turtle on the menu. so he was so dumb that he thought that by killing himself he would be able to have the soup afterwards.

the turtle soup was to die for

Maybe because he was a turtle.

the turtle soup was to die for.

how am i supposed to get that D:

idk maybe he is a turtle

because he was puking so much that it killed him?

idk

but people shouldnt eat turtles anyways. :{

Because he just realized he ate a turtle!!! omfg!!!

o dats a tuffy rite there got my people looking 4 da answer