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My roommate compulsively scratches himself?

My roommate compulsively scratches himself, and it's horribly disgusting because he lifts up his shirt to do so. (He has a rather-large OVERHANG, mind you, because he's fat.) Also, the sound of the scratching is extremely irritating.

I don't know if this is a disorder or not, but I've offered lotion, and he's refused. I don't know how else to tell him to stop scratching because I've said it to his face before.

He also eats too much and stuffs his face with chocolate whenever he can. He chews with his mouth open. I don't like talking to him, but he doesn't stop talking to me. I don't even say anything back.

Any advice?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    So your roommate is on a drug known as meth. what you should do is plan an intervention get all his family members and close friends and the one random guy to meet at your place and when he comes home suprise him. He wont expect it and he might scream so hide around the corner with your chloroform napkin so you dont disturb your neighbors. While he is unconscious you need to duct tape him to a lawn chair because he is not going to want to sit in a room while all the people he cares about calls him fat. Make sure there is a cake and chocolate and his favorite food in view of him but out of his reach. After everybody says what they want to say chloroform him again and bring a forklift to bring him into his bed. When he wakes up again make sure everybody is gone, you put the forklift back where you got it, and you hide the horse in the elevator, because he is going to be very mad. when he asks you what the hell you did deny anything and everything.

    P.S. if you have any of the chloroform left over be sure to use the rest of it on random people in your work place.

  • fizixx
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    How about your OCD?

    How about just f'n being tolerant and focusing on your own stuff. If the guy is like that he will probably have a massive coronary when he's 30....so let him have some peace.

  • TMI
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He has to scratch hissef, he's the only one who knows where it itches.

    this is gross, move.

    Source(s): Benny Hill Upon getting asked why you always scratching yo-sef?
  • 1 decade ago

    Suffocate him with his own rolls...

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