Poetry: A Haiku for You and...?

This is cryptic Andy P, should I phone a friend? (Referring to a UK game show here) The meaning is unclear, but then perhaps the haiku was intended for someone else. It appears to be a message. Something new, something left and shoulder glace?

Now shoulder glace - that's an expensive type of shoulder bag isn't it? Well if she's left you with a shoulder glace, I'd say sell it on e bay. She was far too high maintenance (lol).

or shoulder glace - frozen shoulder???

Only you will know. Hoping some other callers can shed some light where it is much needed.

An interesting 5 - 7 - 5

I confess I didn't know "glace" immediately, but it fits by any definition.

Forgive this. "is the fallen grace"

beautiful

5 7 5

but haiku i was told is normally wriiten for nature

...and a limerick for you-

I went to an urban block party

the drinkers were drunk on Bacardi

I avoided the puke

and many a kook

by being a whole day tardy