Help?!?!?!? I chose Rainbow Road in Mario Kart and now my little brother is committing war crimes in Siberia? ?

A bit of context here, my brother loves playing Mario Kart with me because it's one of the few games where everyone has an equal chance of winning regardless of skill level. It's pretty fun, and we've only had to replace 4 joy cons because of uncontrollable rage fits, which is a paltry sum compared to the landfill we single-handedly filled with XBOX controllers from playing Mine craft. So one night we start gaming, and after multiple acid trips later we find ourselves on Rainbow Road. This was our first time on Rainbow Road, and didn't know what to expect. Little did we know that Rainbow Road was actually hell on earth, because Rainbow Road is made with the same stuff Sisyphus' bolder is made out of. Immovable, torturous, and the thing that never fails to make my dick hard. So my brother notices my mammoth erection and starts giving me fellatio. I couldn't control myself, and I last as long as a newly elected politician that hasn't committed tax fraud. I ***, and my dick is overflowing with masculine vigor as my brother struggles to swallow it all, and after just two short seconds since the eruption, the sheer amount semen that came out was enough to cure world hunger. After that, we agreed to never go to Rainbow Road again, but my penis took over my body and selected Rainbow Road, because it remembered the felling of cumming and wanted it more than anything. So my brother gets real pissed and decides to kill Nintendo, and goes to Siberia for some reason. He is not smart.