Todd

I said hello to a girl and immediately fell in love

Preferably ones I can say after I get reported for sexual harassments please and thank you in advance.

People like Benedict Arnold and Brutus

Need history help

Do we still care about Donald Trump or can I go watch Home Alone: Lost in New York with my kids again.

Who are these men?

Who are these men?

Don't want a nation under the new media, And can you hear the sound of hysteria?

The subliminal mind **** America

Don't want a nation under the new media, And can you hear the sound of hysteria?

The subliminal mind **** America

Hello fellow literature artisans of Yahoo Answers, I am in dire need of some creative writing prompts.   

When I can't even pass Mrs. Brown's Algebra Class?????

Nixon got canceled by Democrats lol look it up

I have never had sex; I need sex. People who have sex can you please help me?

Personally I think he is being a huge hypocrite.

I always imagined myself as a good little person who everybody knew and liked but nobody loved. But then I realized this is the exact kind of person that would be left in a ditch to die. So, I decided to seek the perspectives of others to see how I can improve. Sad part is, in my social circles, in order to be popular you gotta be the one who has the drugs; you know, in like little zip lock baggies. I didn't realize that you didn't wanna be the guy who asked for drugs, no sir, everybody hates that guy, ******* despises that guy. Honest mistake on my part for sure, and I was humiliated and rejected by every girl I asked the subsequent day. Clearly, I was not popular, and to this day, still am not. But one day, maybe, just maybe, I'll bump into my friends ******* in the bathroom just across from that awkward turn in the hall that goes nowhere, and finally they'll look at me and see who I truly am. I'll get on my knees and they will understand everything I'm going through and maybe, just maybe, they'll let me watch.

Whenever I see a homeless person I just wanna give them a big fat hug and tell them that everything will be all right. 

I keep hearing about this "stop the steel" thing. 

A bit of context here, my brother loves playing Mario Kart with me because it's one of the few games where everyone has an equal chance of winning regardless of skill level. It's pretty fun, and we've only had to replace 4 joy cons because of uncontrollable rage fits, which is a paltry sum compared to the landfill we single-handedly filled with XBOX controllers from playing Mine craft. So one night we start gaming, and after multiple acid trips later we find ourselves on Rainbow Road. This was our first time on Rainbow Road, and didn't know what to expect. Little did we know that Rainbow Road was actually hell on earth, because Rainbow Road is made with the same stuff Sisyphus' bolder is made out of. Immovable, torturous, and the thing that never fails to make my dick hard. So my brother notices my mammoth erection and starts giving me fellatio. I couldn't control myself, and I last as long as a newly elected politician that hasn't committed tax fraud. I ***, and my dick is overflowing with masculine vigor as my brother struggles to swallow it all, and after just two short seconds since the eruption, the sheer amount semen that came out was enough to cure world hunger. After that, we agreed to never go to Rainbow Road again, but my penis took over my body and selected Rainbow Road, because it remembered the felling of cumming and wanted it more than anything. So my brother gets real pissed and decides to kill Nintendo, and goes to Siberia for some reason. He is not smart.